What I Like About Trump and his Presidency

Not too long ago, a friend accused me of not liking anything that President has done since obtaining office.

After a long - but not un-sustained period of reflection - I can put into words Kudos for our President and his recent accomplishments.

1. Ship the illegals to Sanctuary Cities!

Great idea... Trump acknowledging the validity of Sanctuary Cities. With a nod to the late 60's - when Mayors in various cities across the US were prepared to get rid of their "Hippie Problem" by purchasing one way bus tickets to California. Years later, who can deny the influence the California Newbies had on the growth of Californian economy? May history repeat itself.

2. Buy that Greenland!

An untapped land of vast, un-inhabited Land areas. Perfect solution for the burdening garbage problem of our Eastern Cites. Shipping refuse to Greenland revitalizes our devastated commercial shipping industry and creates jobs for both Seamen and shipbuilders. Extra benefit, ends the proliferation of "Poop Trains" that for months populated the small town of Parrish, Alabama.

3. Separate - but Equal!

New rules establishing what to do with minors who illegally entered our Country. Away with that pesky Flores agreement limiting how long the Government can detain minors. New regulations allow approved attorneys access by video conferencing at various times each week. A sensible rule - cuts down those large billable legal fees, travel expense, etc. and saves the embarrassment of 3 year olds wasting lawyers' time trying to communicate in a foreign language. Best of all - brings consistency to US Policy as it duck tails with unlimited detention guidelines for those detainees still residing at Guantanamo after 18 years..  

4. The Voice of the Jewish King!

Especially gets my approval! Finally, someone stepping up and taking the mantel and bringing clarity to exactly who is in charge of Jews world wide. I expect no less from the Chosen One. Now... that is settled, we can move on. We need a serious, new proclamation from the Chosen One...- Dear God - to hell with Chinese tariffs - Give McDonalds and Burger King a break - Decree Bacon Kosher!