A Slice of Life

Again, on a food kick... chalk it up to the aftermath of being back on the Mosley plan.

I guess it was a logical development on how one sells a product. We’re all used to paying more for selected seats in a Cinema. Ditto for travel arrangements.

Now you can be more discerning in satiating your Brownie addiction.

With all the complexities of modern life - not the least being trampled by smartphone wielding teenagers hunting Zenheadbutt - we are now confronted by Brownie Segregation that challenges the notion that out of one pan, all Brownies are created equal.

Notice that all pre-wrapped Brownies are priced the same... for now.

I’m sure further down the Brown Brick Road of Brownies this will change.

Perhaps the esteemed Senator from the Chocolate State of Pennsylvania - home of Hershey - may well propose Federal funding to study the impact of segregating Brownies, seeking answers to far reaching questions such as:

°°° are corner sections perceived as sweeter than the edges?
°°° do upper mobility females choose edges more often than their male counterparts?
°°° do Presidential candidates seek out the center?

As I see it, pre-wrapping Brownies is a small step as to how easily we can let ourselves be “sliced and diced” and limits what choices are ours.

Free choice is a wonderful thing, if you are free to do so at your own bidding.