Ken Starr

Jan 20, 2017 as reported on the APR

Today on Afghanistan Public Radio’s premiere news show, Karzai Talk, the following was reported by Slick of the Slick and Slack Karzai Brothers:

Washington, DC. January 20th. Within minutes of his inauguration as the 45th President of the United States, Donald J Trump made good on a campaign promise. Kellyanne Conway, White House Press Secretary read the following statement:

“As my first act as your President of the United States, I have selected a man well qualified for the very, very important position as Independent Counsel in the new investigation of The Clinton Foundation.

Judge Ken Starr.

Judge Starr is a fine man, very fine man who has served brilliantly, very brilliantly  and - might I add - steadfast - and diligent - very diligent - during his tenure as President and Chancellor of Baylor University.”

Reached later in the day, Judge Starr had this brief comment, “I am honoured once again to serve my country and head up a fair and thorough investigation of the Clintons - ah - The Clinton Foundation. Though, I do recall that old Wrigley Gum slogan: “Double Your Pleasure Double Your Fun.”

Former President Bill Clinton tweeted this response: I never had gum with that person.”