Your DoD at Work

This "efficiency" practice didn't work out as well as planned.

A Whistleblower leaked this to the Gourmet Today Website:

"I boiled my sausages in the office kitchenette kettle. Soon an all-staff email went out complaining that the tea tasted like sausage." 

First priority for the coming week: Video surveillance footage followed up by lie detector tests to determine the true identity in what has come to be known as SausageGate. 

The second priority is to give Raytheon a $20 Billion contract to build Coffee-Drones.